vintage black blazer, vintage silver metallic tank top, Tunnel Vision BAD VIBES silver croc shorts, Beginning Boutique leopard studded clutch, vintage wide brim felt hat, Nomad revived men watches bracelet/overbite ring, H&M silver chrome choker/arm cuff, Nasty Gal double cutout rings and Zara basic black stilettos
Hey girl, hey...sorry I've been living the Mom life helping Ephraim with his testing and science fair, which he got 2nd place in, fyi! Also Joel's offshore drilling oil for a week so I felt I had to take a much needed break from the blog world and being a Mom is like the best excuse too, lol.
Anywho, it's starting to warm up again in Houston, yays! For a while the weather was being rather bipolar and you never knew what you were waking up to...cold, rain, blazing hot. Now that the sun's shining in it's time to bust out some leg action!
We all know I love my legs and they are quite long for a short person (I'm 5'4) but my biggest pet peeve is when people judge me by the size of my wrists/ankles/flat chest and assume I have the body of a 12 yr old boy...WRONG! I always tell people I have a hourglass figure just small like the one's you see in board games, lol!!! Sometimes when jealous girl call me anorexic I want to lift up my dress and say, "Do you see these fucking thighs" and jiggle them in their faces. Yes I know I'm skinny, DUH, but far from unhealthy baby...check your facts boo!
That's why I looooove hot pants cause they accentuate the little something something I do have. Which is why I am borderline obsessed with these ah-mazing silver croc shorts from Tunnel Vision, the high thigh cut is perfect and the zipper will suck you all in leaving you looking fine a fuck!
Well lucky for you, you too can experience legs for days since Tunnel Vision is giving away a free pair of silver croc shorts to one of my lucky readers!!!!
The rules to enter:
1. Follow Tunnel Vision on Facebook.
2. Follow Tunnel Vision on Instagram @shoptunnelvision.
3. Then come back to VintageVirgin and leave me a comment stating that you've completed steps 1 and 2.
Easy right? Contest will end Monday, April 22nd so enter before it's too late! And if you can't wait then check out Tunnel Vision for some sweet finds.