TAKE A RIDE ON HIGHWAY 420

(everything thrifted from head to toe except Lulu platform wedges)
vintage crushed velvet sailor shorts, vintage dots stripes bow blouse, vintage Smokey the Bear hat, vintage colorblocked clutch, blue round sunnies, vintage bangles, Lulu's triple stacke platform wedges and random rings
When I think of velvet in the summertime I get all giggly tingly inside, hahaha!
Idk it's definitely that time of the year for me to bust out my best assets...MY LEGS with an ass to match! The perfect accessories to short shorts. Growing up I thought I was freak cause I have extremely long legs and arms for a short person. Like I'm only 5'4 but when combined with heels I look like a regularly proportioned tall person! Weird right? I guess being a freak of nature has finally paid off. SCORE!
Well I've found my house...FOR FUCK SAKES! Seems like forever but I've finally found a place with enough atmosphere to fit my personality and blogger needs. Oooooh and it has a SUN ROOM and this man made walk in closet under the stairs!! When I say it's huge I mean HUUUGE! I'm happier than a pig in shit right now!! ;D
I would love to stay and chat but now a bitch gotta pack!
Kisses,
Virgin

VINTAGE FLOWERS

(everything thrifted from head to toe except JC Woodies)
 vintage abstract floral palazzo pants, vintage ribbed bodysuit, DIY floral crown, JC Solvang platform woodies, vintage colorblocked clutch, vintage floral fringe shawl, F21 multi charm necklace with added cross and vintage bangles
If you scream "Ugh I fucking hate her!" 3 times, that jealous feeling will go right away! You have to be dead or live under a rock if you didn't know print are kinda my thing. (Just scroll through my blog, hehe!) So when I found this piece and learned they were pants and not a skirt...I had to be taken to a psych ward cause I just about lost my fucking mind!
I guess I can check palazzo pants off my trends in vintage list, CHECK! I think that what made the cat from across the street come running. He just kept meowing...I think he was saying "NICE PANTS!" Ahhhhh, I LOVE them!
Well nothing spectacular amazing happened this week. I'm feeling 100% again. No more sicky. Just found out Ephraim has to go to summer school for math, BOOOOOOOOO! I was super pissed cause it starts next Monday. They don't even give you a fucking break! Plus they want him to still wear his uniform. It's the fucking Summer...it should be tank top shorts sandals! Give the poor kid some freedom. :(
That's life, stab your wife, kill your neighbor!
Kisses,
Virgin

TRIPLE DIPPED

Like honest to Satan, my girl Flaca has the best ombre hair in the fucking world! It's like Hello Kitty dipped in acid! So jeal so jeal.

Virgin